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  • paulftompkins: “That’s right. Almighty God bought me this luxury automobile in exchange for sexual favors. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I don’t actually walk, because I had sex with God and He gave me a car. And a tennis bracelet.” - Leviteronomy 12:19 Lmfao

    paulftompkins:

    “That’s right. Almighty God bought me this luxury automobile in exchange for sexual favors. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I don’t actually walk, because I had sex with God and He gave me a car. And a tennis bracelet.” - Leviteronomy 12:19

    Lmfao

    Source: paulftompkins
    • January 16, 2013 (10:31 pm)
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      most insanely funny thing I’ve seen all year. :”“”“D
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      Lmfao
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