“That’s right. Almighty God bought me this luxury automobile in exchange for sexual favors. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I don’t actually walk, because I had sex with God and He gave me a car. And a tennis bracelet.” - Leviteronomy 12:19
Lmfao
most insanely funny thing I’ve seen all year. :”“”“D
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Lmfao